May 2013
52 posts
MARKUS.PR1M3: how to eat PU$$Y →
itoodreamincolorandrhyme:
mpr1m3:
Alright so there has been a demand for me to re-explain my process…So here it is…
First of all. DO NOT RUSH. the more teasing the better. Learn your woman’s buttons, where she is most sensitive. I usually start by making out with her. Kiss her. And I mean REALLY kiss her like you’re never gonna…
Amen
Me drinking the Portillio's Cake Shake
soyeahduh:
Diabetes in a cup
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Truth
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Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.
I love to give mouth hugs
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When I walk onto the EL platform as my train...
soyeahduh:
I’m all like,
Like a bawse!
Running into the train station when I realize my...
soyeahduh:
:’( one too many times
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ISO hug
A hug without questions would mean the world to me right now. Darn PMDD I feel so blah. Let the flood gates open so I can feel “normal” again.